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The Battle of EPIC is an ongoing | The '''Battle of EPIC''', also known as the '''Cooker Offensive''', is an ongoing conflict in the battlefields of EPIC Campground in Canberra, Australia. Both sides are in a power struggle for leadership of the EPIC camp. | ||
Drone swarms, commanded by [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]], have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi's]] morning briefings, to gather intelligence. They have not been successful. | Drone swarms, commanded by [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]], have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi's]] morning briefings, to gather intelligence. They have not been successful. | ||
Revision as of 05:41, 11 February 2022
The Battle of EPIC, also known as the Cooker Offensive, is an ongoing conflict in the battlefields of EPIC Campground in Canberra, Australia. Both sides are in a power struggle for leadership of the EPIC camp.
Drone swarms, commanded by Admiral Hood, have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during Bosi's morning briefings, to gather intelligence. They have not been successful.
Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.
Both sides have threatened to use weaponised vaccinations.
United Nations (Illuminati) intervention
On 11 February 2022, the ACT Government, under orders from the United Nations, who were under orders from the World Bank, air dropped notices around EPIC demanding that both sides immediately cease hostilities and vacate the grounds by 13 February 2022. Admiral Hood refused to recognise the authority of the World Bank, or any corporation, while Bosilini vowed to continue the insurrection into the weekend.
Initial Bosilini assault
On 12 February 2022 at 05:30, Bosilini's forces plan to begin an assault with a massive, 90-minute honking barrage using 1,600 cars across a 5-kilometer front on Admiral Hood's troops facing the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army.