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Cookerforce 1 is an airbrushed Holden Camaro Commodore with a stinking great big chevy donk that served as a pace car during Operation Sovereign Storm's assault on Parliament house, piloted by retired digger and veteran Air Commando Brigadier Johnny Nobody. | Cookerforce 1 is an airbrushed Holden Camaro Commodore with a stinking great big chevy donk that served as a pace car during Operation Sovereign Storm's assault on Parliament house, piloted by retired digger and veteran Air Commando Brigadier Johnny Nobody. Johny has taken a wide range of experimental vaccinations in order to travel overseas to committing war crimes, having never questioned the ingredients or safety of these vaccines. | ||
Cookerforce 1 formed the head for a number of [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LARP LARPing] [[Cooker|Cookers]] who flocked to Parliament House like [[Sheep_Herding|sheep]]. Despite the visibility of the gronk machine, they were not the first sheep on the journey to yell at the empty building on January 12, 2022, and did not feature in any of the few live-streams which weren't disrupted by the mass mobile phone disruption by the UN. | |||
[[file:Cookerforce-1.png|600px]] | [[file:Cookerforce-1.png|600px]] | ||
Despite their hatred for the Australian government, and having blindly followed the government into a number of questionable conflicts, they remain "Proudly Australian". | Despite their hatred for the Australian government, and having blindly followed the government into a number of questionable conflicts, they remain "Proudly Australian". | ||
A roadworthy certificate was unable to be produced when it was requested. | A roadworthy certificate was unable to be produced when it was requested. | ||
''More to come as files are declassified.'' | ''More to come as files are declassified.'' | ||
Revision as of 05:15, 12 February 2022
Cookerforce 1 is an airbrushed Holden Camaro Commodore with a stinking great big chevy donk that served as a pace car during Operation Sovereign Storm's assault on Parliament house, piloted by retired digger and veteran Air Commando Brigadier Johnny Nobody. Johny has taken a wide range of experimental vaccinations in order to travel overseas to committing war crimes, having never questioned the ingredients or safety of these vaccines.
Cookerforce 1 formed the head for a number of LARPing Cookers who flocked to Parliament House like sheep. Despite the visibility of the gronk machine, they were not the first sheep on the journey to yell at the empty building on January 12, 2022, and did not feature in any of the few live-streams which weren't disrupted by the mass mobile phone disruption by the UN.
Despite their hatred for the Australian government, and having blindly followed the government into a number of questionable conflicts, they remain "Proudly Australian".
A roadworthy certificate was unable to be produced when it was requested.
More to come as files are declassified.