Warboat
**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP
About Warboat
Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as Harrison McLean, in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.
On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.
Beliefs
A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here (NSFW)
Warboat and guns
- Warboat views on guns
- more warboat views on guns again
Warboat and EMP
(To be added)
Warboat and Crypto
(To be added)
Warboat and the holocaust
- Warboat had proven that holocaust was mathematically impossible. [video link required]
- Warboat prefers to recruit lions and advocated to recruit Nazi cookers to MFR.
Dion Dion Dion
- Warboat loves interrupting people on voice chats
Criminal Charges
None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway
Personal Life
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that Harrison McLean disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.
Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but actually moneyable program. [still looking for that clip]
Quest as telegram admin
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group. Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain Dom1nicD who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.
Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes. On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally stood down by Dom1nicD as an admin in the MFR telegram group.
Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to creating his own telegram group organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.
Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the failed coup d'état by his internet friend Dom1nicD. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.
Double agent allegations
Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP
