Cookerforce 1

	Big Block Gronkmobile
	Cookerstan
	Unknown - 'present'
	Cookers
	Canberra Siege
	3.2tonnes Dry weight 30tonnes in Ego
	4.6m
	2.2m (approx)
	5 cookers (Internal) 5 Cookers (boot) 20 cookers (hanging on for dear life)
	none
	Empty Emu Export Cans Empty Monster energy drink Cans Body odour Cringe Weaponised Stolen Valor
	Fully-sick v6 bruz
	Raised beyond logic
	3 cooker kids high
	80litres
	150m before full oil change
	250kph (down a hill)

Cookerforce 1 is an airbrushed Holden Camaro Commodore with a stinking great big chevy donk that served as a pace car during Operation Sovereign Storm's assault on Parliament house, piloted by retired digger and veteran Air Commando Brigadier Johnny Nobody. It formed the head for a number of LARPing Cookers who flocked to Parliament House like sheep.

Despite their hatred for the Australian government, and having blindly followed the government into a number of questionable conflicts, they remain "Proudly Australian".

A roadworthy certificate was unable to be produced when it was requested.

More to come as files are declassified.