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Camp EPIC | '''Camp EPIC''', also known as '''Camp Cooker''', '''EPIC''' or '''Cookerchella''', was established in early February 2022 to house antivax refugees from all over Australia. Outside of its current occupation, Exhibition Park in Canberra’s camping facilities are set on 70 hectares of unique country surroundings only 8 minutes north of the city centre and offer: | ||
- Full amenities including showers, toilets and laundry | - Full amenities including showers, toilets and laundry | ||
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The EPIC greeting party is comprised of six bogans, a girl on roller skates and a pig. All of whom clap and cheer as cars enter the settlement. | The EPIC greeting party is comprised of six bogans, a girl on roller skates and a pig. All of whom clap and cheer as cars enter the settlement. | ||
===Attempted coup d'état=== | ===Attempted coup d'état=== | ||
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''Main Page: [[Battle of EPIC]]'' | ''Main Page: [[Battle of EPIC]]'' | ||
The Battle of EPIC, also known as the Cooker Offensive, is an ongoing conflict in the battlefields of EPIC Campground in Canberra, Australia; between [[Graham Hood|Admiral 'Captain Hoody' Hood]] , and [[Riccardo Bosi|General Riccardo 'Il Douche' Bosi]]. The struggle is primarily centered on whether Camp EPIC should execute politicians, or baptise them. | The '''Battle of EPIC''', also known as the '''Cooker Offensive''', is an ongoing conflict in the battlefields of EPIC Campground in Canberra, Australia; between [[Graham Hood|Admiral 'Captain Hoody' Hood]] , and [[Riccardo Bosi|General Riccardo 'Il Douche' Bosi]]. The struggle is primarily centered on whether Camp EPIC should execute politicians, or baptise them. | ||
==System of Government== | ==System of Government== | ||
At time of writing, the current leader/s of EPIC are unclear, as they change on a daily basis. Whoever holds the microphone during their nightly meeting is able to command the residents, or read bad poetry. The nightly meeting has been affectionately referred to as 'Open Mic Night'. However, it is mandatory for the speaker to claim to not be the leader, despite clearly telling people what to do. [[Graham_Hood|Captain Dementia]] popularised this during his time leading the cookers, but most of the Hall of Fame have employed this as well. | At time of writing, the current leader/s of EPIC are unclear, as they change on a daily basis. Whoever holds the microphone during their nightly meeting is able to command the residents, or read bad poetry. The nightly meeting has been affectionately referred to as 'Open Mic Night'. However, it is mandatory for the speaker to claim to not be the leader, despite clearly telling people what to do. [[Graham_Hood|Captain Dementia]] popularised this during his time leading the cookers, but most of the Hall of Fame have employed this as well. | ||
[[File:CampCookerRules.jpeg|200px|thumb|left|The official rules of Cookerchella]] | |||
===Camp rules=== | |||
Due to the absolutely unhinged nature of a [[Cooker|Cooker]], the camp was forced to make some rules around basic human decency: | |||
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* Due to reports of 'theifts', keep your cars and tents locked at all times. If you don't have tent locks come ask for a free one at the kitchen and DO NOT leave babies or pets 'ungarded' in your locked tent or car! | |||
* Do your poops in the designated toilets ONLY as its getting out of hand. | |||
* Guys 'wholfwhistles' are not cool, nor is continually hitting on the yoga chicks. They didn't come here just for your male gaze. | |||
* The pink eye outbreak is 'worsen' today and it is spreading fast. Please if your eyes are dripping gross stuff, come see the medical tent because have got herb ointments to fix. '''Remember, do not touch your eyes after you have pooped'''. | |||
* Please wear thongs or shoes that is waterproof in the showers as we are getting lots of reports of fungus foot. | |||
* '''Failure to 'adhear' to these rules will mean that you might [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccination 'enjected'] from the freedom camp.''' | |||
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==Crime== | ==Crime== | ||
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