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Drone swarms, commanded by [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]], have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi's]] morning briefings, to gather intelligence. As of yet they have failed to find any intelligence. Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood. | Drone swarms, commanded by [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]], have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi's]] morning briefings, to gather intelligence. As of yet they have failed to find any intelligence. Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood. | ||
Bosilini's forces | Bosilini's forces hoped to achieve a total surprise honking on the morning of 12 February 2022, due to a combination of Hoodite overconfidence, preoccupation with grifter plans, and poor aerial reconnaissance due to totally unexpected bad Canberra weather. | ||
Bosilini's initial attack wss planned to involve 5 million men, just over 1,400 utes, Toyota Hiluxes, and second-hand camo gear; 2,600 air horns; and a lot of stolen valour, as well as large numbers of other armored fighting vehicles (AFVs). | Bosilini's initial attack wss planned to involve 5 million men, just over 1,400 utes, Toyota Hiluxes, and second-hand camo gear; 2,600 air horns; and a lot of stolen valour, as well as large numbers of other armored fighting vehicles (AFVs). | ||
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[[Joel Gilmour|Joel]] may be seen wandering the battlefield searching for his car. | [[Joel Gilmour|Joel]] may be seen wandering the battlefield searching for his car. | ||
This battle was postponed while the main incursion [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] was underway. | |||
[[File:Download.jpg|thumb|One of Saddam Insane's drone flyovers captured at EPIC. Taking the meaning of the General Atomics MQ-1 '''Predator''' drone to a whole new level.|none]] | [[File:Download.jpg|thumb|One of Saddam Insane's drone flyovers captured at EPIC. Taking the meaning of the General Atomics MQ-1 '''Predator''' drone to a whole new level.|none]] | ||
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