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The '''Battle of EPIC''', also known as the '''Cooker Offensive''', is an [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dick-measuring_contest ongoing conflict] in the battlefields of [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] in Canberra, Australia. Both sides are in a power struggle for leadership of the EPIC camp. | The '''Battle of EPIC''', also known as the '''Cooker Offensive''' or '''Operation Cooked Out''', is an [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dick-measuring_contest ongoing conflict] in the battlefields of [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] in Canberra, Australia. Both sides are in a power struggle for leadership of the EPIC camp. | ||
Drone swarms, commanded by [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]], have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi's]] morning briefings, to gather intelligence. As of yet they have failed to find any intelligence. Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood. | Drone swarms, commanded by [[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood]], have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi's]] morning briefings, to gather intelligence. As of yet they have failed to find any intelligence. Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood. | ||
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[[Joel Gilmour|Joel]] may be seen wandering the battlefield searching for his car. | [[Joel Gilmour|Joel]] may be seen wandering the battlefield searching for his car. | ||
This battle was postponed while the main incursion [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] was underway. | This battle was postponed while the main incursion, [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], was underway. | ||
[[File:Download.jpg|thumb|One of Saddam Insane's drone flyovers captured at EPIC. Taking the meaning of the General Atomics MQ-1 '''Predator''' drone to a whole new level.|none]] | [[File:Download.jpg|thumb|One of Saddam Insane's drone flyovers captured at EPIC. Taking the meaning of the General Atomics MQ-1 '''Predator''' drone to a whole new level.|none]] |
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