Battle of EPIC

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The Battle of EPIC is an ongoing war in the battlefields of EPIC Campground in Canberra, Australia. Both sides are in a power struggle for leader of the EPIC camp.

Drone swarms, commanded by Admiral Hood, have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during Bosi's morning briefings, to gather intelligence. They have not been successful.

Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

Both sides have threatened to use weaponised vaccinations.

One of Saddam Insane's drone flyovers captured at EPIC. Taking the meaning of the General Atomics MQ-1 Predator drone to a whole new level.

United Nations (Illuminati) intervention

Notice from the United Nations demanding a cessation in hostilities by Sunday 13 February 2022.

On 11 February 2022, the ACT Government, under orders from the United Nations, who were under orders from the World Bank, air dropped notices around EPIC demanding that both sides immediately cease hostilities and vacate the grounds by 13 February 2022. Admiral Hood refused to recognise the authority of the World Bank, or any corporation, while Bosilini vowed to continue the insurrection into the weekend.

Initial Bosilini assault

Bosilini's forces, the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army, conduct an initial assault.

On 12 February 2022 at 05:30, Bosilini's forces plan to begin an assault with a massive, 90-minute honking barrage using 1,600 cars across a 5-kilometer front on Admiral Hood's troops facing the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army.