Graham Hood

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Admiral (ret) Graham Archibald Theodore Hood, also known as the Admiral, is a former self confessed porn addict and freelance author, from Sydney, Australia. He has been accused of being controlled opposition and threatened to quit the protests on several occasions. Despite these continued setbacks, he is the reluctant leader of the Cooker Camp (despite staying in his own private accommodation).

“My name is Graham [...] and my struggle is pornography.”


— Graham Hood, The Hidden Battle: Breaking Free

Battle of EPIC

Admiral Hood is currently involved in a leadership struggle against his archnemesis and Camp Cooker Nuisance-in-Chief, Riccardo Bosilini, and his sidekick 'the Guru'. Drone swarms, under the command of Admiral Hood, have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during Bosi's morning briefings, in order to gather intelligence. They have not been successful.

Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.