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On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.
On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.


On early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up] to this day.
== Beliefs ==
Warboat’s colourful belief system is well documented online. Below is a selection of the highlights curated by the internet for your entertainment.
 
===Warboat and the holocaust===
* Warboat had [https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA mathematical proof that holocaust did not happen.] Together with his pal [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]], Warboat can be heard in this video arguing that he is not a Nazi for denying the holocaust. This video had been slightly edited to make it more palatable to the ears of normies.
 
* Warboat prefers to have lions than lambs in MFR. In this video, warboat can be heard arguing with former MFR admin [[Mikey from officeworks]] and advocated to [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473902386108190732?s=21 recruit Nazi cookers to MFR.]
 
 
 
===Warboat and guns===
* Warboat views [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682006616588295?s=21  on guns]  
* more warboat views on [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1476682007111299077?s=21 guns again]


== Beliefs ==
 
A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here <youtube>https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA</youtube>(NSFW)
===Warboat and EMP===
 
Being a “tech guy” because he does electronics, warboat reckons using an EMP as a weapon against the cabal is a bad idea. His argument was eloquently delivered [https://youtu.be/O8VIpkqvT04 in this video.]
 
===Warboat and Crypto===
In early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. [https://twitter.com/JinglesBTC/status/1369175172251492355?s=20&t=r4w_28_LJn8fW63oiFefdw Warboat refused to pay up to this day.]
 
Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but [https://rumble.com/vr9qsn-warboat-on-bitcoin.html actually moneyable program.]
 
===Warboat and Agenda21===
* Warboat is a firm believer that there is no constitution and the government is illegitimate.
* Warboat believes that all The doctors and nurses around the world are all owned and controlled by big pharma. Everyone in the medical industry are highly paid not because they are highly qualified but rather are actually bribes to keep them from exposing the truth.
* warboat is often seen trying to promote a 96 page PDF document which poorly discusses Agenda 21. When asked to summarise the key points to the document, warboat will ask you to just read the document. It is doubtful that Warboat understands the document himself.
 
===Dion Dion Dion===
 
* Warboat loves [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1473906899770740743?s=21 interrupting people] on voice chats, especially [https://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/news/national/jobs360-dennis-gouskos-the-virus-isnt-as-bad-as-i-thought/video/c3170fdbe35b6cfc55f769a12d4c328e Dion Dion Dion].


==Criminal Charges==
==Criminal Charges==
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== Personal Life ==
== Personal Life ==
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.
Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that [[Harrison McLean]] disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.
Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s definition, krypto is programmeable money but actually moneyable program.


== Quest as telegram admin ==
== Quest as telegram admin ==
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ. Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]] who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.  
 
Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes.
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.  
On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally [https://twitter.com/seenontelegram/status/1477855131232137216?s=21 stood down by Dom1nicD] as an admin in the MFR telegram group.  
Nonetheless, his quest for power remains. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to creating his own telegram group organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.


Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the failed coup d'état by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl at the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.
 
Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to [https://twitter.com/free2melbourne/status/1487234926218919939?s=21 creating his own telegram group] organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.
 
Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the [[Camp_EPIC#Attempted coup d'état|failed coup d'état]] by his internet friend [[Harrison McLean|Dom1nicD]]. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.


==Double agent allegations==
==Double agent allegations==

Latest revision as of 22:08, 13 February 2022

**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD


About Warboat

Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to making pretend friends on telegram groups such as Harrison McLean, in Nazi groups and in QAnon groups.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live rent free in warboat’s head to this day.

Beliefs

Warboat’s colourful belief system is well documented online. Below is a selection of the highlights curated by the internet for your entertainment.

Warboat and the holocaust


Warboat and guns


Warboat and EMP

Being a “tech guy” because he does electronics, warboat reckons using an EMP as a weapon against the cabal is a bad idea. His argument was eloquently delivered in this video.

Warboat and Crypto

In early 2021, Warboat made a crypto bet with another rando on telegram that trump will return as president in March 2021. The idiot obviously lost the bet. Warboat refused to pay up to this day.

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s mind, krypto is not programmeable money but actually moneyable program.

Warboat and Agenda21

  • Warboat is a firm believer that there is no constitution and the government is illegitimate.
  • Warboat believes that all The doctors and nurses around the world are all owned and controlled by big pharma. Everyone in the medical industry are highly paid not because they are highly qualified but rather are actually bribes to keep them from exposing the truth.
  • warboat is often seen trying to promote a 96 page PDF document which poorly discusses Agenda 21. When asked to summarise the key points to the document, warboat will ask you to just read the document. It is doubtful that Warboat understands the document himself.

Dion Dion Dion

Criminal Charges

None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway


Personal Life

Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that Harrison McLean disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

Quest as telegram admin

Warboat was an admin in the Melbourne Freedom Rally (MFR) telegram group. Warboat got his admin privileges by virtue of his long term online friendship with a certain Dom1nicD who he shared interests in topics such as QAnon, crypto and JQ.

Unlike other MFR admins, warboat doesn’t really participate in organising rallies. He is just a power hungry pretend nazi who nobody likes. On 3 January 2022, Warboat was finally stood down by Dom1nicD as an admin in the MFR telegram group.


Nonetheless, his quest for power continues. During the initial stages or the Convoy 2 Canberra, warboat was repeatedly rejected by the admins when he tried to participate in ‘organising’ the convoy. So, he resorted to creating his own telegram group organising a convoy bus to Canberra for peasants who don’t drive. The group was disbanded after just a few days due to lack of interest. Needless to say, nobody likes warboat, and nobody is willing to be in the same vehicle with warboat.

Warboat’s second attempt to regain telegram significance comes during the failed coup d'état by his internet friend Dom1nicD. After Dom1nicD gained admin rights in the Convoy telegram, he kicked out all the sovcit admins and secretly added Warboat as admin in the middle of the night. When the coup plot was discovered by the sovcits, both Domin1cD and warboat were summarily evicted from telegram and irl from the campsite. Warboat was admin less than 24 hours.

Double agent allegations

Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

WARNING TERRORIST PILOT