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During the [[Canberra Siege]] the greatest leaders of the [[cooker]] army wrote down their most infamous treatise they called the '''Cooker Rules of War'''. It was devised in a series of different and disparate groups. | During the [[Canberra Siege]] the greatest leaders of the [[cooker]] army wrote down their most infamous treatise they called the '''Cooker Rules of War'''. It was devised in a series of different and disparate groups. | ||
== The Rules of War | == The Rules of War == | ||
The following is a collation of the rules of war as dictated by | The following is a collation of the rules of war as dictated by the [[:Category:Cookers|cookers]] | ||
''Rule #1'' Hold the line | ''Rule #1:'' Hold the line | ||
''Rule #1: '' Claim victory when we lose | ''Rule #1: '' Claim victory when we lose | ||
''Rule #1: '' Cash only donations | |||
''Rule #1: '' remember your chairs | ''Rule #1: '' remember your chairs | ||
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''Rule #1:'' Divide and conquer | ''Rule #1:'' Divide and conquer | ||
''Rule #1:'' There is no leader, we are all the leaders, the leader is in you and has been in you the whole time. | |||
''Rule #2:'' Whats Twitch? | ''Rule #2:'' Whats Twitch? | ||
''Rule #2:'' Misinterpret the law so that we can claim ignorance | ''Rule #2:'' Misinterpret the law so that we can claim ignorance | ||
''Rule #2:'' Pinkeye? never met her | |||
''Rule #1.2million:'' exaggerate numbers | |||