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== Personal Life == | == Personal Life == | ||
[[File:FreeMon.jpg|right|Free Monica Smit]]Monica is engaged to fellow anti-vax propagandist and pseudo-journalist larper Morgan C Jonas, who proposed after Monica was released from Dame Phyllis Frost womens correctional facility after her failed tilt at becoming our very own Nelson Mandela. Theres nothing like a prison orange onesie to really turn a man on and make him fall for you after all. She is one of 7 children and has been known on more than one occasion to have a public meltdown about the vaccination choices of her siblings regarding their children and has made threats as the psychotic auntie to go down to her neices and nephews schools and take them hostage should the Victorian Department of Health and/or Educations vaccination vans roll up to their primary schools. | [[File:FreeMon.jpg|right|200px|Free Monica Smit]]Monica is engaged to fellow anti-vax propagandist and pseudo-journalist larper Morgan C Jonas, who proposed after Monica was released from Dame Phyllis Frost womens correctional facility after her failed tilt at becoming our very own Nelson Mandela. Theres nothing like a prison orange onesie to really turn a man on and make him fall for you after all. She is one of 7 children and has been known on more than one occasion to have a public meltdown about the vaccination choices of her siblings regarding their children and has made threats as the psychotic auntie to go down to her neices and nephews schools and take them hostage should the Victorian Department of Health and/or Educations vaccination vans roll up to their primary schools. | ||
==Double agent allegations== | ==Double agent allegations== | ||
Rumours have consistently abounded since Monica's entry onto the scene that she is in fact an ASIO disinformation agent, controlled opposition working for the government and the Vatican, a Liberal party plant, a Jesuit and a member of the Church of Scientology and Country Womens Association. | Rumours have consistently abounded since Monica's entry onto the scene that she is in fact an ASIO disinformation agent, controlled opposition working for the government and the Vatican, a Liberal party plant, a Jesuit and a member of the Church of Scientology and Country Womens Association. | ||