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==United Nations (Illuminati) intervention==
==United Nations (Illuminati) intervention==
[[File:UnitedNations.jpeg|thumb|Notice from the United Nations demanding a cessation in hostilities by Sunday 13 February 2022.|none]]
[[File:UnitedNations.jpeg|thumb|Notice from the United Nations demanding a cessation in hostilities by Sunday 13 February 2022.|none]]
On 11 February 2022, the ACT Government, under orders from the United Nations, who were under orders from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_family World Bank], air dropped notices around EPIC demanding that both sides immediately cease hostilities and vacate the grounds by 13 February 2022. Admiral Hood refused to recognise the authority of the World Bank, or any corporation, while Bosilini vowed to continue the insurrection into the weekend.
On 11 February 2022, the ACT Government, under orders from the United Nations, who were under orders from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_family World Bank], air dropped notices around EPIC demanding that both sides immediately cease hostilities and vacate the grounds by 13 February 2022. Admiral Hood refused to recognise the authority of the World Bank, or any corporation. Bosilini laughed off the Government's threats, noting that after the weekend he'd be the Government.


==Initial Bosilini assault==
==Initial Bosilini assault==
[[File:DigInBoys.jpg|thumb|Bosilini's forces, the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army, conduct an initial assault.|none]]
[[File:DigInBoys.jpg|thumb|Bosilini's forces, the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army, conduct an initial assault.|none]]
On 12 February 2022 at 05:30, Bosilini's forces plan to begin an assault with a massive, 90-minute honking barrage using 1,600 cars across a 5-kilometer front on Admiral Hood's troops facing the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army.
On 12 February 2022 at 05:30, Bosilini's forces plan to begin an assault with a massive, 90-minute honking barrage using 1,600 cars across a 5-kilometer front on Admiral Hood's troops facing the 6th Absolutely Positively Cooked Army.