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[[File:Download.jpg|thumb|One of Saddam Insane's drone flyovers captured at EPIC. Taking the meaning of the General Atomics MQ-1 '''Predator''' drone to a whole new level.|none]]
[[File:Download.jpg|thumb|One of Saddam Insane's drone flyovers captured at EPIC. Taking the meaning of the General Atomics MQ-1 '''Predator''' drone to a whole new level.|none]]
==Background==
After the retreat from the lawns of the National Library at the end of January 2022 and the Police directions into northern Canberra, the Cookers advanced towards EPIC more quickly than anticipated. The Cookers faced several logistical issues:
* trucks were fatigued by days of continuous honking
* fuel lines were stretched extremely thin due to lack of income and employment
* meth supplies were dangerously depleted.
Admiral [[Graham Hood|Graham A. T. Hood]] (the Supreme Cooker Commander) and his staff chose to hold the EPIC campgrounds with the Cooked Army. The Cookers chose to defend EPIC with as few trucks as possible due to the favorable terrain (dry grassland and a rather thin road network) and limited local Canberran objectives in the area. They also had intelligence that the EPIC campground was cheap and legal to camp in. This would give them time to replenish their supply lines and establish a self-sustaining but not communist commune.
===Disunity begins===
While Lord Admiral Hood was attempting to ascertain mainstream support, unbeknownst to him (as he was not staying in the camp) his former ally [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo 'the Boss' Bosilini]] had sent a saboteur into the camp to pull them into a more extreme and absolutely looney tunes agenda. Enter [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gollum Dave 'Guru'].
Guru and Bosilini would use the morning and afternoon camp briefings to corral the impressionable Cooker crowd towards their insurrectionist agenda, and undermine Admiral Hood at every opportunity. While Admiral Hood advocated for a simpler message aimed at ending vaccine mandates and attracting more mainstream support, Guru and Bosilini went further, advocating for the camp to storm Parliament House. Guru himself, at one protest on the lawns of Parliament House on 7 February 2022, advocated for the [https://twitter.com/LizardHumanoid/status/1490543322133590019 bombing of the building].
This division in the camp was on full display display when on Tuesday, 8 February 2022, Admiral Hood and his motley crew entered Parliament while fully masked and completely abiding by COVID-19 health mandates, and allegedly 'entered into a contract with the Government', according to Bosi and Guru. The dynamic duo articulated this back to the camp as a great betrayal and openly called out Hood and his supporters as controlled opposition and 'undercovers'.


==United Nations (Illuminati) intervention==
==United Nations (Illuminati) intervention==
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