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- Exhibition Park in Canberra is home to many local and national events all year round including exhibitions, fairs and festivals. | - Exhibition Park in Canberra is home to many local and national events all year round including exhibitions, fairs and festivals. | ||
==Early Occupation== | ==History== | ||
===Early Occupation=== | |||
EPIC was picked as the Cooker Chosen Land due to it's close proximity to Parliament House, Canberra's SBS Studio and the Lifeline Book Fair. In the early days of occupation, plans for the cookers to move into EPIC were almost foiled by a traffic controller with suspected links to the Illuminati and NWO blocking off the turning lane. It was later discovered that this was part of scheduled roadworks (ordered by the Illuminati NWO Agenda 21). | EPIC was picked as the Cooker Chosen Land due to it's close proximity to Parliament House, Canberra's SBS Studio and the Lifeline Book Fair. In the early days of occupation, plans for the cookers to move into EPIC were almost foiled by a traffic controller with suspected links to the Illuminati and NWO blocking off the turning lane. It was later discovered that this was part of scheduled roadworks (ordered by the Illuminati NWO Agenda 21). | ||
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==Attempted coup d'état== | ===Attempted coup d'état=== | ||
* The occupation of Camp EPIC was necessitated following a failed coup attempt led by Melbourne based Antivaxx Influencer [[Harrison McLean| Harrison "Dumb Cunt" McLean]]. | * The occupation of Camp EPIC was necessitated following a failed coup attempt led by Melbourne based Antivaxx Influencer [[Harrison McLean| Harrison "Dumb Cunt" McLean]]. | ||
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* The Sovcits established command and control of Camp EPIC thanks to the size of its convoy and the $180,000 GFM account (which was later returned to sender). the Dumb Cunt fled Camp EPIC back to Victoria, fearing for his life. Unproven reports have indicated that the Dumb Cunt had slipped back into Camp EPIC in the evening of 11 February 2022 via an unmarked vehicle. Members of public are advised to be on a lookout for a dumb cunt looking person wearing an ugly pair of sunnies and holding a giant flagpole. | * The Sovcits established command and control of Camp EPIC thanks to the size of its convoy and the $180,000 GFM account (which was later returned to sender). the Dumb Cunt fled Camp EPIC back to Victoria, fearing for his life. Unproven reports have indicated that the Dumb Cunt had slipped back into Camp EPIC in the evening of 11 February 2022 via an unmarked vehicle. Members of public are advised to be on a lookout for a dumb cunt looking person wearing an ugly pair of sunnies and holding a giant flagpole. | ||
===Battle of EPIC=== | |||
''Main Page: [[Battle_of_EPIC]]'' | |||
The Battle of EPIC, also known as the Cooker Offensive, is an ongoing conflict in the battlefields of EPIC Campground in Canberra, Australia; between [[Graham Hood|Admiral 'Captain Hoody' Hood]] , and [[Riccardo Bosi|General Riccardo 'Il Douche' Bosi]]. The struggle is primarily centered on whether Camp EPIC should execute politicians, or baptise them. | |||
==System of Government== | ==System of Government== | ||
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