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== | [[Category:Cookers]] | ||
{{Vehicle | |||
| Type = Big Block Gronk Wagon | |||
| Place of Origin = Cookerstan | |||
| In Service = Unknown - 'present' | |||
| Used By = Cookers | |||
| Wars = [[Canberra Siege]] | |||
| Mass = 3.2tonnes Dry weight | |||
30tonnes in Ego | |||
| length = 4.6m | |||
| width = 2.2m (approx) | |||
| Crew = 5 cookers (Internal) | |||
5 Cookers (boot)<br> | |||
20 cookers (hanging on for dear life) | |||
| Armor = none | |||
| Main Armament = Empty Emu Export Cans<br> | |||
Empty Monster energy drink Cans<br> | |||
Body odour<br> | |||
Cringe<br> | |||
Weaponised Stolen Valor | |||
| Engine = Fully-sick v6 bruz | |||
| Power/Weight = | |||
| Transmission = clapped out | |||
| Suspension = Raised beyond logic | |||
| Ground clearance = 3 cooker kids high | |||
| Fuel capacity = 80litres | |||
| Operational range = 150m before full oil change | |||
| Maximum speed = 250kph (down a hill) | |||
}} | |||
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Cookerforce 1 is an airbrushed Holden Camaro Commodore with a stinking great big chevy donk that served as a pace car during Operation Sovereign Storm's assault on Parliament house, piloted by retired digger and veteran Air Commando Brigadier Johnny Nobody. | Cookerforce 1 is an airbrushed Holden Camaro Commodore with a stinking great big chevy donk that served as a pace car during Operation Sovereign Storm's assault on Parliament house, piloted by retired digger and veteran Air Commando Brigadier Johnny Nobody. | ||
[[file:Cookerforce-1.png]] | |||
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