Difference between revisions of "Graham Hood"

Michelle Hood saved Hoody from a crippling pornography addiction. Together, they help others to turn around their addiction. It is believed that the former pilot developed this addiction whilst a pilot for Qantas, which allowed him to travel around the world to find the most depraved and horrific pornography. Thanks to Michelle, he no longer watches pornography, but has been seen to leave multiple fire emojis (🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥) on posts by instagram thots, and leave lewd messages in their inboxes.

== Story Time with Hoody ==

Story time with Hoody is a frequent occurrence when Admiral Hood gets really fired up. He recounts stories he has read in various Peter FitzSimmons 'history' books about World War One and World War Two and unfortunately, due to his dementia, has mixed up details, events and even plot points between the two wars. Story Time with Hoody usually ends with a prayer to the ANZACS to watch over them, not realising that if any ANZAC was around to see this, he would clip Hoody over the ear and tell him to man up and get vaccinated.