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Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe. | Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe. | ||
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However, even "everyday mums and dads" these days are experts in virology, epidemiology, vaccine development, and developmental psychology, thanks to their use of Facebook. Most of their information has been distributed using the "share" function, and at least 30% of their misinformation comes in the forms of Minions memes. | However, even "everyday mums and dads" these days are experts in virology, epidemiology, vaccine development, and developmental psychology, thanks to their use of Facebook. Most of their information has been distributed using the "share" function, and at least 30% of their misinformation comes in the forms of Minions memes. | ||
[[file:Overcooked-cooker.jpg|left|thumbnail|An overcooked cooker of the 14th Overcooker shock regiment commences their assault on members of the Parliamentary security detail during the February 12 "I went to this insurrection and all I got was this shitty flag cape" protests.]] | |||
== Livestreaming == | == Livestreaming == | ||
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It is recommended that, upon encountering a cooker, that one simply ignore them. This will not only deflate their Main Character Syndrome, but will also protect your brain from becoming cooked. | It is recommended that, upon encountering a cooker, that one simply ignore them. This will not only deflate their Main Character Syndrome, but will also protect your brain from becoming cooked. | ||
== Treatment == | == Treatment == | ||