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Revision as of 01:55, 15 February 2022
He Shalt Deliver Thou From Evil
Kent Brodie Brown is the self-appointed Messiah and evangelist of the growing collective of fundamentalist Christian Sovshits, militant anti-vaxxers, anti-authoritarian antisocial dropouts and other garden variety covid-denying plague rats who have joined together to form the latest listing on ASIO's Domestic Terror Organisation watchlist: The Australia Project.
About Kent
Not much about Kent's background has yet been determined, apart from he is a raging fundamentalist Christian and ex police officer of 18 years. Coincidentally very similar to Peter Dutton, they always seem to come out of Queensland 🙄
Cooker Activities/Street Cred
Kent is currently engaging in a bit of a turf war and pissing contest (although they are keeping it low key so not to scare the children) with TAP rising star cult member and donation bucket stickyfingers David Graham, better known as the Glass Barbie Guru. Guru claims he is the driving force behind cooker superspreader event Operation Sovereign Storm, and if he have had his way and that damn flaccid dick Graham Hood, otherwise known as St Hoodie the Baptist, hadn't have gone and stolen the microphone, the limelight and the hearts of the brainwashed plague-ridden pilgrims then Guru also would've been able to claim credit for The Insurrection as well.
Back to Maximum Leader though, here he is lounging casually against a fence whilst seducing the female acolyte conducting the interview with his eyes and Jim Carrey-esque smile, <youtubeIB5r1B-7cxI</youtube>