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| image = [[File:Maskedhoody.jpg]] | | image = [[File:Maskedhoody.jpg]] | ||
| age = 72 | | age = 72 | ||
| gender = | | gender = Pilot | ||
| location = Sydney, Australia | | location = Sydney, Australia | ||
| occupation = Admiral (ret) | | occupation = Admiral (ret) | ||
| height = 5'4" | | height = 5'4" | ||
| weight = 55kg | | weight = 55kg | ||
| affiliations = Freemasons, Hillsong | | affiliations = Freemasons, Hillsong, OnlyFans.com, Blacked.com, Xvideos.com, YouPorn.com, Motherless.com, Xnxx.com, Pornhub.com, xHamster.com, RealSRV.com | ||
| aliases = Hoody, the Admiral | | aliases = Hoody, the Admiral, DER COOMER, #Hoodwinked, Cooker Alf Stewart | ||
| instagram = idk | | instagram = idk | ||
| facebook = https://facebook.com/grahamhoodformerpilot | | facebook = https://facebook.com/grahamhoodformerpilot | ||
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Never far away from a mention of God, Hoody expressed his interest in baptising people in a speech to the motley crew at Camp Cooker. | Never far away from a mention of God, Hoody expressed his interest in baptising people in a speech to the motley crew at Camp Cooker. | ||
Co-author of | Co-author of [https://tij.tv/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/The-Hidden-Battle-eBook.pdf The Hidden Battle: Breaking Free], a book about escaping from porn addiction and addiction to prostitutes. | ||
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== Personal Life == | == Personal Life == | ||
[[File:HoodyBeatsPornAndWife.jpg|thumb|left|300px|Hoody and his wife Michelle]] | [[File:HoodyBeatsPornAndWife.jpg|thumb|left|300px|Hoody and his wife Michelle, in a rare moment when he's not watching porn]] | ||
[[File:Pornaddict.png|thumb|left|300px|Hoody was so addicted to porn he became a thief]] | [[File:Pornaddict.png|thumb|left|300px|Hoody was so addicted to porn he didn't turn up to school and became a thief, page 5 of [https://tij.tv/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/The-Hidden-Battle-eBook.pdf The Hidden Battle: Breaking Free]]] | ||
Michelle Hood saved Hoody from a crippling pornography addiction. Together, they help others to turn around their addiction. It is believed that the former pilot developed this addiction whilst a pilot for Qantas, which allowed him to travel around the world to find the most depraved and horrific pornography. Thanks to Michelle, he no longer watches pornography, but has been seen to leave multiple fire emojis (🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥) on posts by instagram thots, and leave lewd messages in their inboxes. | Michelle Hood saved Hoody from a crippling pornography addiction. Together, they help others to turn around their addiction. It is believed that the former pilot developed this addiction whilst a pilot for Qantas, which allowed him to travel around the world to find the most depraved and horrific pornography. Thanks to Michelle, he no longer watches pornography, but has been seen to leave multiple fire emojis (🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥) on posts by instagram thots, and leave lewd messages in their inboxes. | ||
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Rumour has it that it was during a no-fap November that he realised the Government is all a zionist conspiracy and the vaccines are going to turn the frogs gay. | Rumour has it that it was during a no-fap November that he realised the Government is all a zionist conspiracy and the vaccines are going to turn the frogs gay. | ||
===Hobbies=== | |||
* Dancing with the devil | |||
==Battle of EPIC== | ==Battle of EPIC== | ||
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==Double agent allegations== | ==Double agent allegations== | ||
Rumours have been heard throughout the EPIC camp that Hoody is in fact, a Hillsong plant, actively working for Scott Morrison to sow discord amongst the movement. | Rumours have been heard throughout the EPIC camp that Hoody is in fact, a Hillsong plant, actively working for Scott Morrison to sow discord amongst the movement. | ||
== Story Time with Hoody == | == Story Time with Hoody == | ||
Story time with Hoody is a frequent occurrence when Admiral Hood gets really fired up. He recounts stories he has read in various Peter FitzSimmons 'history' books about World War One and World War Two and unfortunately, due to his dementia, has mixed up details, events and even plot points between the two wars. Story Time with Hoody usually ends with a prayer to the ANZACS to watch over them, not realising that if any ANZAC was around to see this, he would clip Hoody over the ear and tell him to man up and get vaccinated. | Story time with Hoody is a frequent occurrence when Admiral Hood gets really fired up. He recounts stories he has read in various Peter FitzSimmons 'history' books about World War One and World War Two and unfortunately, due to his dementia, has mixed up details, events and even plot points between the two wars. Story Time with Hoody usually ends with a prayer to the ANZACS to watch over them, not realising that if any ANZAC was around to see this, he would clip Hoody over the ear and tell him to man up and get vaccinated. | ||
It is widely suspected that story time is a symptom that either Hoody is suffering from dementia or an extreme case of coomerbrain, due to his relapse into hardcore porn addiction. | |||