Mission2melbourne

About Mission2Melbourne

Mission2Melbourne Flyer

The Mission2Melbourne was a protest event engineered and run by Tami Jane (aka Shithat) which commenced on October 7, 2022. Supposed to take place over 5 days, people from all over the world were encouraged to flood the streets of Melbourne through physical attendance and marches around various sites, in order to renounce the broad COVID-19 restrictions imposed by the Governments, which were actually ending on Oct 12, 2022 anyway.

Intending to draw attention to some of supposed concerns such as government corruption, main stream media lies, vaccine related injuries and food security, the event ultimately collapsed into a drug and alcohol fueled disaster where several cooker factions created significant drama that severally tarnished the reputation of the event and its organizer, Tami Jane.

The 'Journey'

Mission2Melbourne planning had been underway for 'months', and drew approximately 300 extra cookers to the city of Melbourne. Some attendees formed vehicle 'Convoys' in the days prior to travel to Melbourne from interstate. To coordinate the convoy en route, the mobile communications app Zello was used and channel 'm2mel' was created, allowing freedum fighters to freely communicate using their mobile phones whilst driving.

• The weather was proving to be an issue for those heading down to Melbourne.

Several cookers stopped to camp at the Albury Show Society (ASS) grounds on the October 6th prior to entering Melbourne proper.

• Tami had promised a welcoming to Albury at an overpass, but fails to deliver in a 'blonde moment', while trolls infiltrate the communications and continue to pester the convoys members.

• At 2:30am on October 7th, cookers became woke, as a Tony PixelBeard impersonator treated them to a wake up call...

Cookers Become Woke

Itinerary

Mission2Melbourne Itinerary

During their time in Melbourne, cookers would march in a disorganised fashion between a couple of different locations:

• Flagstaff Gardens,
• Government House,
• Parliament House.

The Lap Of Love

Lap Of Love Banner

Cooker vehicles were to gather together at Kalkallo Hungry Jacks to form a convoy to perform a lap of Melbourne, designed to "Heal the ring of steel" and bring closure to many who were still traumatised by COVID-19 related lock downs. The final destination was the Aircraft Viewing Area on Oaklands Road. Initially, bad weather threatened the convoy and participants gathered at the local pub before eventually setting off.

The convoy departed the pub at 12:55pm, one hour later than intended. Initially it was very slow moving, though once underway it became incredibly confusing as trolls infiltrated their communications and wreaked havoc. One troll impersonated Tami Jane and provided erroneous instructions to the convoy, while the moderator was nowhere to be found. Other trolls soon joined in with confusing comments, directions and questions. It was a complete disaster.

• Watch --> Mission2Melbourne Lap Of Love - Realtime Updates (Rumble: Cafe Cocks Out)

Lap Of Love Trolls

The Lap Of Cum

Lap Of Cum Promo

The concept of the Lap Of Cum was first coined by notorious twitch streamer Warboat, as a parody in response to Tami Jane's strange description of the event which appeared to be packed with innuendo. Twitch user Real_hippyau developed this theme further into a narrative where the Lap Of Cum was supposed to be a healing exercise, engineered to flood the streets and bring healing cum-energy to the people of Melbourne who had suffered under the Ring of Steel (aka a cum-bubble).

• Watch --> @discodeadpigeon Tami Jane talking about her Lap Of Cum (Twitter)

The message started to spread around, and soon enough Lap of Cum was a household phrase:

• Watch --> Laps of Derek - Getting the message out there (Twitch)
• Watch --> Leonie Laps of C*m (Twitch)

The Lap Of Cum was considered a terrific success over the actual, dismal, Lap Of Love.

• Watch --> Mission2Melbourne - Cum Shortages and Cum Farm Closures (Rumble)
• Watch --> Mission2Melbourne Promo F*ck Yeah (Rumble)

Lap Of Cum Map (courtesy: krrusstt / Real_Hippyau)

March of Honour

In honour of those freedum fighters who were brutally shot by police, and those who took their own lives, a twilight vigil was held was held. Tami Jane had requested everyone attending to wear white, for a 'very special thing' she wanted to do for everyone, though that did not appear to eventuate.

• Watch --> The protestors walked to various parts of Melbourne where unarmed Victorians were shot at by Victorian police during the 2021 protests. (YouTube)

The Assange Human Centipede

Cookers mix with the Free Assange Protest

Cookers appropriated the Free Assange protest to make their numbers seem greater, and subsequently joined in to form a human centipede.

The intention of the Free Assange protestors was to form a human chain around Flinders Street Station, covering both the Yarra foot bridge, and reconnecting on Princes Bridge. However, even with Bridge Walker there and despite blocking Swanson Street, the numbers were to small and a circle could not be realised.

A protestor wearing a "Free Assange" shirt reportedly stormed off after being abused by cookers for wearing a face mask, whom he told to "Fuck off".

• Watch --> Free Assange Human Chain Rally Melbourne Australia 8 October 2022

• Watch --> Bridge Walker (Rural Rebel) covers Assange Protest

More Marching

Plenty of marching took place, back and forth.

Chants were of such a low quality, they were soon ridiculed by the locals.

• Watch --> Dan Fan Girl - Cooker Song (Twitter)
• Watch --> Dan Fan Girl - Encore (Twitter)

Un-gag our Doctors

Some Doctors whinged about stuff, it was very boring.

Watch --> Doctors Speak Out (TikTok)

Pop-up Pfizer Protest

A pop-up protest at Pfizer HQ took place.

• Watch --> 'The suspended Dr Billy Bay takes it to the suburbs in Melbourne heading out to the Pfizer HQ in Mulgrave.' (Twitter)

Farmers Speak Out

Tractors are Cumming To Melbourne

Tractors are Cumming To Melbourne

In an amazing show of Dutch Farmer Courage, 2 tractors showed up, at an estimated cost of $3000 for the appearance. As they were not suitable for road use, they remained restrained on the trays of tow trucks.

Donations were solicited by the organizers to help pay for the huge cost of bringing two tractors into Melbourne.

The Media Lies, Government Lies March

At an early 8:00am start, many cookers were complaining of sore feat and tiredness, having done 4 days of marching already. The energy was quite low.

Canberra Cookers applied stickers to the Channel 7 building, which Sheedy spent a long time ranting whilst removing them in a video (link needed).

Low Cooker Energy

The Dramas

On the second day, Michael Gray Grifter was bashed and subsequently donned a pirate style eye-patch, while not long after the the basher posts a detailed response video.

• Watch --> My Freedom Tribe, Stop the Division Now (Rumble)
• Watch --> The REAL story about Michael Griffths (FaceBook)

Canberra Cookers did much shouting and abusing, and made it into the MSM

• Watch --> 'Feuding ‘freedom fighters’ tear apart anti-vax movement' (News.com.au)

Auditing Australia Mayhem

• Watch --> Live Mission 2 Melbourne Mayhem (YouTube)

One Arrest

• Watch --> One goes to the bin (Twitter)

The Aftermath

Amanda Sheedy unloads on Tami Jane, the Canberra Cookers and Mission2Melbourne.

• Watch --> Sheedz unloads (Twitter)

Tami Jane - Bucket-gate - 'So these photos are going around accusing M2Melb for collecting money at the rally AND also accusing Hoodie of collecting money.'

• See --> Tami Jane (FaceBook)

Tami Jane cries after her treatment.

• Watch --> #TriggeredTami (Twitch Clip)

Ribber Table provides mumbling commentary about the embarrassment of the movement, including the embarrassing videos.

• Watch --> embarasment of movement? are we all bad? no! (YouTube)

Tami Jane is 'gifted' a luxury get away.

• Hi Guys, just sharing a little love and light here from the Grampians. Sorry I couldn't make the protest march today or Morgan's Freedom Party Victoria launch. My tootsies were just too sore still from all that walking at Mission2Melbourne. The spa is amazing guys. Tami Jane. (Twitter)