Operation Sovereign Storm

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The Dunny Kirk Evacuation, code-named Operation Dunny-go and also known as Meth Rush of Dunny kirk, or just Dunny kirk, was the evacuation of the cooker protestors during the Canberra Siege] from the EPIC park and surrounds in the north of canberra between 12 February and 14 February 2022. The operation commenced after a large number of Coookers returned to the EPIC center after the decisive and devisive draw of Operation_Sovereign_Storm and the successful counter action of Operation_Sovereign_stand-around.

A million people at the inauguration of Barack Obama

Operation Sovereign Storm was a planned incursion on Canberra, ACT, Australia on the 12th of February at 9am.

The name of the incursion was chosen by Riccardo Bosi, echoing his military past.

Loserpalooza

The Illuminati propaganda unit here at Cookerpedia decided to do an estimate of the crowd because they were sick of cookers claim that there were a million people there. Anyone who knows Canberra knows that the lawns outside APH are not going to hold fucking 1 million people, but anyway.

Area of loserpalooza

The attached images show Obama's 1 million for his 2009 inauguration compared with the numbers for Loserpalooza yesterday. They've also kindly used google maps to get an estimate for the area of the national mall and the usable area of federation mall.

Another estimate of area

A couple of notes: They've included the garden area in federation mall because the cookers were definitely overflowing slightly beyond the grassy mall area itself. They're also not sure how much of Washington mall was captured in that photo, so have tried to be conservative.

TL;DR Based on Obama's 1 million number and comparative analysis of the area size of the Washington mall and the grassy area of federation mall, the Illuminati's propaganda unit estimate the cooker protest yesterday to be ~12,500-14,000.