Difference between revisions of "Battle-barina"

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   | Transmission = yes
   | Suspension = yes
-  | Ground clearance = VM Passat.
+  | Ground clearance = VW Passat.
   | Fuel capacity = 50litres
   | Operational range = 10m run up
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 ==First Use==
-Having spent a large part of February 2022 developing the Battle Barina in secret, the explosive deployment of this unit to the battlefield from 13 Feb by the Ken Behran geurilla forces caught the entire cooker army off balance. Their weaponised outrage was no match for the near-suicidal tactics of the Battle Barina crews, leaving them no option but to retreat from the battlefield in disarray.
+Having spent a large part of February 2022 developing the Battle Barina in secret, the explosive deployment of this UN worldbank funded, Freemason aligned deep state sleeper cell unit to the battlefield (on receipt of the activation phrase "we shall overcome" in multipart non-harmony by the protestors) commenced on 13 Feb. Followers of the great Geurilla Fighter, Major Ken Behrans, the joy at the commencement of combat, coupled with their near suicidal disregard for life and limb caught the entire cooker army off balance. Their weaponised outrage no match for the Battle Barina tactics left them no option but to retreat from the battlefield in disarray.
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