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[[Category:Ken Behrans]] | [[Category:Ken Behrans]] | ||
{{Vehicle | {{Vehicle | ||
| Type = | | Type = Holden Captiva 5-Door Auto | ||
| Place of Origin = Canberra-region | | Place of Origin = Canberra-region | ||
| In Service = Unknown - 'present' | | In Service = Unknown - 'present' | ||
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| Armor = none | | Armor = none | ||
| Main Armament = driver | | Main Armament = driver | ||
| Engine = | | Engine = 2.2L straight 4 16v DOHC VVT Turbo diesel | ||
| Drivetrain = 4WD | |||
| Transmission = yes | | Transmission = yes | ||
| Suspension = yes | | Suspension = yes | ||
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==First Use== | ==First Use== | ||
Having spent a large part of February 2022 developing the Battle Barina in secret, the explosive deployment of this UN worldbank funded, Freemason aligned deep state sleeper cell unit to the battlefield (on receipt of the activation phrase "we shall overcome" in multipart non-harmony by the protestors) commenced on 13 Feb. Followers of the great Geurilla Fighter, Major Ken Behrans, | Having spent a large part of February 2022 developing the Battle Barina in secret, the explosive deployment of this UN worldbank funded, Freemason aligned deep state sleeper cell unit to the battlefield (on receipt of the activation phrase "we shall overcome" in multipart non-harmony by the protestors) commenced on 13 Feb. Followers of the great Geurilla Fighter, Major Ken Behrans, their battle cry of "You Fucking Bogan Slut", coupled with their near suicidal disregard for life and limb, caught the entire cooker army off balance. Finding their weaponised outrage no match for the Battle Barina tactics left them no option but to retreat from the battlefield in disarray. | ||
<youtube>j8cI5ciWONg</youtube> | <youtube>j8cI5ciWONg</youtube> | ||