The Great Convoy2Canberra Hiest

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Background

In February 2022 SovShits, Freedom Bravehearts and cookers from all corners of the country descended upon the national capital like a plague of rats, answering the call to arms for Operation Sovereign Storm put out by a bunch of meffhead sovereign citizens including James Greer, a doomsday prepper, covid-denier and IT worker from Rockingham who larps on the weekends playing Brandon Grylls vs Wild in the WA Outback one hour outside of Perth; and Sam Harder, another meffhead gronk who looks 15 years older than he is whos only claim to fame is that he is the brother of equally fried SovShit cooker Ryan Harder.

Greer and Harder initially set up a GoFuckMe campaign that quickly reached its initial $100K target in 2 days, which made the meffheads eyes bug out even more and start to salivate so they increased the target first to $150K and when that was reached to $300k, however their greed and stupidity was rewarded with the campaign being frozen pending documentation being asked to be provided as to what exactly they were planning on spending the money on. Due to their respective meth dealers failing to provide written quotes in case they got pinged by the ATO, the campaign was subsequently cancelled and the $168,000 or so in donations was refunded back to donors, having only paid out a measly $14grand in progressive payments

The New Grift

The "Finance Team"

The Great Evacuation/Eviction

Whodunnit