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* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
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* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
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** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry.
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** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
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** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time.
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* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
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** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]]
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* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
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* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
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* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]]
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* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets.
* Sunday 13th:
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN].
** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol
* Monday 21st:
** BREAKING: DUE TO THE COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE OF THE PROTETS IN CANBERRA, THE FREEDOM PROTEST HAVE UPDATED THEIR SLOGAN TOO "THE PEOPLE- RETREATED, WEVE BEEN FUCKING DEFEATED"


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* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.
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==Cooker hall of fame==
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File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer
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File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell
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==Cooker warfare==
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===Incursions===
* [[Mission2melbourne]] - the penultimate battle in the War to take. back. Melbourne.
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* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]].
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Latest revision as of 10:21, 29 November 2022

Welcome to Cookerpedia!

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Cookerpedia documents the activities of individuals in Australia who are cookers. Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe.

THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!


Resources for finding cookers





On Cookerpedia

Cooker hall of fame

Our current database of Cookers
Cooker SuperSpreader Events
Cooker Grifts
Cooker Conspiracies
Utensils of War

IRL

You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice. Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on. This, of course, has caused their miasma to infect platforms where most sane people also reside.

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Recent cooker events

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2022

February

  • Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth.
  • On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend.
    • ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the EPIC Campground to slow their entry.
    • WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS?
    • The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the EPIC Campground at this very time.
  • The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before.
  • THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL
  • A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC.
  • SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN.
  • HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS
  • Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start
  • Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls.
    • Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much?
    • HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION
    • Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD
  • After the failure of Operation Sovereign Storm, the new sovereign nation of Cookertown was declared, with supporters emptying their pockets.
  • Sunday 13th:
    • Deep undercover leftist intel has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like JONESTOWN.
    • The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol
  • Monday 21st:
    • BREAKING: DUE TO THE COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE OF THE PROTETS IN CANBERRA, THE FREEDOM PROTEST HAVE UPDATED THEIR SLOGAN TOO "THE PEOPLE- RETREATED, WEVE BEEN FUCKING DEFEATED"
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January

  • Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane.

Cooker hall of fame


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Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)

Conventional, Advanced and Psychological Weapons

Cooker warfare

Incursions

Civil wars

New world order

Unlawful alterations to the Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act, Fearmongering, Brainwashing, Constant Shutdowns of State Borders, Shutdowns of Businesses leaving every man and woman not knowing where their family’s next meal will come from or how they will pay their mortgage or business loans. Forcing Mandatory Vaccinations, Forcing Mandatory Vaccine Passports, Forcing NO JAB - NO JOB and causing a magnitude of Panic, Stress, Anxiety, Depression and Suicides. Banning of family visits within Nursing Homes, Vaccinating our children without parental consent which has caused these breaches of the peace; just to name a few. Arrest all Politicians, Judges and State Governors.

  • To Restore our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act.
  • To Remove the Private Corporate Government Sitting Members from our

Parliaments and Council Chambers.

  • To Reinstate a New Government for the Commonwealth Of Australia

under our Constitution Of The Australian Commonwealth Act of Independent Candidates ONLY by way of ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE ONLY for ONE Independent Candidate as it states in our Constitution of the Australian Commonwealth Act 1900 UK 

Section 76. “Each Elector Shall Vote ONLY ONCE!
They knew!!! ABSOLUTE TYRANNY
governemnt police state! THIS IS HAPPENING Australia.,..,
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